you cannot be serious. oh, wait, you are.

Just got a call that the divorce paperwork is on the way, all fine and dandy cuz I didn't want child support and we have an uncontested divorce. Really? Who the HELL has he been talking to? Me. In his head? He has this whole thing laid out, he remembers the conversation we had "verbatim". Huh. He can't remember to pack the kids lunch or make sure his son has his backpack, but surely he remembers me saying no problemo, I'll just trust you to help me pay the kids insurance and OT therapy for DS #1 and daycare and braces and dental work. Oh wait, he can't hold down a job for more than a few months at a time. I'm supposed to trust him with money?! I would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS dream of thinking of considering saying such a ridiculous and self destructive thing. This leads me to the conclusion that he is MAKING IT UP. The sad, scary thing is that he believes himself.