I was listening to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on NPR and Kevin Smith, among his many other comdic and moviemaking talents, knew this fun fact about turkeys. Bored scientists decided to find out how little a turkey needed to make it get hot. They started with a real female turkey, and the turkey liked it. Then they tried a dummy, and the male still responded. Typical right? So then they got creative and started to see how little of the dummy Mr Turkey needed to get hot. They STARTED REMOVING BODY PARTS and as they removed the legs, wings, tail, and eventually body, the male turkey still had the hots for the dummy! In the end, the male turkey managed to get hot over a female turkey dummy head on a stick. HEAD ON A STICK IS NOT SEXY! This is further evidence in my life experience that turkeys are the stupidest creatures on the entire planet and deserve to be eaten for Thanksgiving.
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